2012/08/05

Lofty Intentions


The known number of differences between a peak and an acme
is one.
It is akin to the dissimilarity between the turns of phrase 'Fire me' and 'Sack me' --
there's none.
The one is a word uttered by habitual hikers who in their devotion to scale altitude
are staunch,
The other used by unfit non-climbers who put on constant display, beside verbal aptitude,
their paunch.
This humble bard has authored a tune for the crooning benefit of the former crop;
hum it:
'Should you wonder how high, measure for every uphill step you take the vertical distance gained, have a sequence of these numbers jotted down and then when you reach the top,
summit.'



(As written in my mobile drafts on a solo trek up Spencer Butte.)

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