You may read this poem as it scans, or by replacing selected words with their Pig Latin siblings. Why not try both? Here's a glossary for task #2:
linter, n. A machine for removing the short fibres from cotton seeds after ginning.
stover, n. Leaves and stalks of field crops commonly left in a field after harvesting the grain.
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Ixnay to him youse say.
Say youse he outstay,
Call him youse ashtray.
Yea, he like overstay
But he my angel overlay.
To youse he jus' outlay,
Less use than interlay,
But to me he's KO,
My lambkin overlay.
My wee heart he underplay,
This prince, my overlay.
I his croc, he my overplay,
And my dreamboat overlay.
Call him youse ashtray.
Yea, he like overstay
But he my angel overlay.
To youse he jus' outlay,
Less use than interlay,
But to me he's KO,
My lambkin overlay.
My wee heart he underplay,
This prince, my overlay.
I his croc, he my overplay,
And my dreamboat overlay.
