oxter, v.
trans. To support by the arm, walk arm in arm with; to take or carry under the arm; to embrace, put one's arm around.



Behold the talkster.

His lips part, and no clocks stir.

His fiancée recently interrupted him in the middle of a sentence,  muttering -- to herself, you understand -- 'If the Lord had only made his ears a wee bit bigger than his mouth', and what do you suppose he did to her? You'd never guess. He finished his sentence first; three subordinate clauses and nineteen superlatives later, he boxed her.

Today he asked the warden an extra pillow to oxter.

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