procerity, n.
Tallness, loftiness, height; length.



``Zucchini's longer, hardly hotter;
Serrano has zest, but is shorter" --
Sigmund judged each grocerity
By his anatomical procerity.

3 comments:

AJ said...

Had me guffawing!

Dr.Yes said...

Mark Twain once said, "It is not about the size of the dog in the fight. It is about the size of the fight in the dog." :P

LG said...

Verry Nash.
Love it.