2008/06/06

Limerick Latte -- #07, #08 and #09

As sms-ed to annoy a friend.

[Note: Lab = Labrador -- her hypocorism; AJX504 -- mine.]


There was a young Lab from Trichy
Who was understandably bitchy.
When called a sow
By AJX504
She also proved to be a bit touchy.

Twenty minutes of poetic exercise,
The next five -- of wild surmise:
'Was that a good limerick?
Will it flop or will it click?'
And all she remarks is 'Lol. Nice.'

There was a young girl from Sir Sivaswamy Kalalaya
When asked 'உங்க school நல்லாருக்கா நல்லாலயா ',
She fumed and said,
'You're gonna be dead
But choose பன்னிக்கோ என் பல்லாலயா இந்த கல்லாலயா'

3 comments:

Vidya said...

Took me so long to read the last tamil line,
was muttering to myself 'its ok if you cant read, its fine',
this post made me laugh so much,
even though there wasnt joke as such,
now dont you think I deserve a pat on my back for tryin' ?

ps-sorry the last line doesnt really rhyme with the 1st two :P

Unknown said...

i dont want to type a LOL hear.. but that was too funny...

unni krishnan said...

8th lime was good.